i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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