Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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