How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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