please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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