they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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