Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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