Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
