He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Randomize
