The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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