He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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