Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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