I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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