Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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