Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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