I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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