Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Randomize