have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
a search helicopter?!
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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