So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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