Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I enjoy the company of your penis
Randomize
