I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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