Its about making memories worth repressing
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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