your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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