He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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