I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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