Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
