I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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