Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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