She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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