The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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