had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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