Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Randomize
