I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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