check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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