Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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