Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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