I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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