hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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