I accidentally had phone sex last night
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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