found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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