you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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