How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
