New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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