Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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