Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
should my penis look like a turkey
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
We have started to decorate penises.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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