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Puke
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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