Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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