I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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