But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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