I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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