Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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