Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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