i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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