I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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