some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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