Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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