is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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