??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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